Self care is important. Do what makes you happy. Your desires, no matter how great or minute, matter. Paint your nails. Uniformity is unnecessary. Choose colors that make you grin. Buy pretty panties. For yourself. Not for him or her. Stop attaching guilt to every pleasure. Eat good. Make no apology for taking care of yourself.
(via happy-healthy-and-fit)
You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”
HELP
ITS BACK!
Who the ever loving fuck, brought. this. BACK.
Literally every time someone brings this shit back, I get like 5 anons that all say variations of “U DINT DO DAT TING U SED U DED” and like 20 messages of “UR MOMM IZ 2 COOOL 4 SKOOL” and I never understood before when people would say “No guys don’t bring this back” like oh why wouldn’t you want notes? Notes are good right?? I UNDERSTAND NOW OKAY THIS IS A FORMAL APOLOGY TO WHATEVER DEITY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT EXIST SO PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP PLEASE
MY MOM IS STILL FUCKING TEASING ME
WE WENT ON VACATION AND WE WERE WATCHING T.V. AND SHE HAD THE REMOTE IN THE HOTEL AND THIS SHIT CAME ON
THIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT WAS JUST
I’M GONNA FUCKING
I THINK I JUST DIED FROM LAUGHING ONG HELP I NEED OXYGEN
I’m so so sorry, person who made this and asks us all to stop reblogging, but I just CANNOT NOT reblog it
YAY! Its back!!
(via geekygirlfitness)
Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
(via drinksweettea-goforarun)
A youtube video everyone who is calorie-conscious should watch.
fuck yeah subway
Wow!
(via drinksweettea-goforarun)
Please reblog this if you’re a fitblr who’s online atm!
I only follow 700 blogs and most seem to be on at night. I wanna make it so that when I waste my time on Tumblr during the day it’s actually interesting.
(via drinksweettea-goforarun)
